You know, sometimes I feel like the media secretly reads my blog. Or maybe my opinions are not the most original in the universe. Either one...

I know I am very mean to find this funny but, well, I do:

If you have been following my blog posts (which is highly doubtful), this announcement might come as a shock. But it is true. I kept jumping...

See, this is what boggles my mind: Really? Obama won, hand's down, no doubt? REALLY? Were these people watching the same debate as me? D...

I think I feel it coming... can you feel it in the air? Everyone is slobbering at his feet too much, it's going too smoothly. I read a c...

The results of the First Ever Sponge-tastic Poll: Question: What is wrong with the presidential campaign process today? Answer options: -The...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY?! Holy. Motherfucking. Fuck. I am sorry but I am so disturbed right now. I feel sick. Why are all t...